I'm just a simple guy that likes origami.
And life.
And some other stuff thrown in there too.

 

Someone left a microwave in my kitchen while I was at work? It wasnt my roommates #caniuseitorisitabomb

Someone left a microwave in my kitchen while I was at work? It wasnt my roommates #caniuseitorisitabomb

Scarlett [Johansson] is just the most amazing, sweetest girl on the planet. We’ve done several, outside of the Marvel universe, we’ve done some other films together, and I always relish my time with her because she’s always so… She’s way smarter than most people think and an incredibly talented person, and she makes me laugh so much. She’s hilarious. You know, we used to spend time together at like six in the morning because we were in the same make up trailer. It was me and her, her music, her make up people and my guy, and it was the best time of the day for me. x

(Source: forassgard)

pinkpiggiesdontsaymoo:

megamintcat:

ryansealcrest:

does it come with butter pillows

is anyone reading that description 


If that mattress is 6ft by 7ft how tall is that woman?!

pinkpiggiesdontsaymoo:

megamintcat:

ryansealcrest:

does it come with butter pillows

is anyone reading that description 

If that mattress is 6ft by 7ft how tall is that woman?!

pomegranateandivy:

“The story about where volcanoes come from” 

This is the most beautiful story I’ve ever read about the creation of volcanoes 

ghosti3:

polyamorous pan nonbinaries are the ultimate gay because. if you like girls, youre gay! if you like boys, youre gay! if you like nb people youre ultra gay! if you like all of them at once yOU ARE THE RULER AND MASTER OF ALL, AND WE MUST HAIL YOU

exercise-induced-confidence:

oh-dat-fitblr-ass:

I think of this every time I go out for a run.

this has got to be my favorite commercial of all time.

exercise-induced-confidence:

oh-dat-fitblr-ass:

I think of this every time I go out for a run.

this has got to be my favorite commercial of all time.

(Source: xtremotivation)

logic-and-art:

battledad:

racheltastik:

'Horns' Official Trailer

whooooaaa

Good, still hyped for this.

Do I wanna see this for the plot or for Daniel Radcliffe doing an American accent?

(Source: danielradcliffedaily)

impetuz:

ohhenryd:

thatpunnyguy:

snazziest:

They call me coffee cuz I grind so fine

They call me coffee I keep you up past 2 am

They call me coffee because I’m really bitter and most people don’t like me without changing some aspect of what I am

Oh

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.

nick nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND

FLOOR IT?

NICK NO

HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND

NICK YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN

I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES

NICK P L E A S E

lunarshinobi:

reallyfoxnews:

Fox News headlines v. real headlines, part 2425183. 

The brunette part is really important.

Fun fact, our hair color reveals our place in pansexual society. Blondes are our record keepers. The great librarians, they collect, analyze, store, and distribute information to the rest of us. They are blonde because they reflect the light of knowledge. Those with Black Hair are our inventors. They investigate, produce, and teach new technologies so that we may thrive in future times. Their hair is black because of their frequent dives into the void of the unknown. Brunettes are our ambassadors. They interact with people, plants, and animals, forging bonds that can protect us when we are threatened. Their hair is brown because of their deep connection to the earth.

And as for redheads.

You don’t want to know the purpose of the Red Heads. But may their hellfire consume our enemies.