Armadillo sightings and other frequent occurances

Mal: Oh wait...I think my train of thought like,...went off the tracks..

and then hit your train

and all the passengers died

Chris: wait

no

Mal: yes

and all the cargo went up in flames

Chris: ohmygod, im so sorry

Mal: and then what was left was looted by desperados

Chris: wait, why did i apologize? your train was the one that hit my train that was full of handicap orphans on the way to meet their new foster parents... you monster

Mal: wait... no it wasnt my fault

Chris: then who?

Mal: ...idk

Chris: i bet it was Alex. he was doing some sciency non-art thing on the tracks and derailed your train and it collided with mine

Mal: he would