I'm just a simple guy that likes origami.
And life.
And some other stuff thrown in there too.

 

So… Chris accidentally went on a date with a straight man (basically) and it was awful and weird. Like whole-other-tier kinda awful/weird. I shit you not, I thought I was in a stupid teen romantic comedy and I was the butt of all the jokes

feathereddragon:

I drew me and a few of my friends as though we came from Sugar Rush from Wreck it Ralph :3  Ryan gave me the idea!  [I’m the Skittles girl] I hope you like them I had a lot of fun drawing them!

mallarysdoodles:

gettingtothechurchontime:

mallarysdoodles:

My morning class was cancelled. So I decided to walk over to Calder and try to get some work done…but then I made these disney valentines instead.

“Roses are red

Violets are blue

Let’s get down to business

And defeat the Huns”

is officially the cutest most romantic Valentine I have ever seen.

I hope so! I gave that one to this guy i kinda sort of have a crush on maybe.

what do you mean “kinda sort of have a crush on him”?

you are head-over-heels in love with that hot hipster man

michael-jeremy:

downawhoresthroat:

fuckyeahrjay:

dear-andrea:

iluvasiangirls:

hoyitzroyy:

jasmine-blu:

POKEMON ASTROLOGY SIGNS.
Vulpix - You are very energetic, courageous and quick witted! You love attention. However, you might find yourself being impulsive and impatient, and possibly be a little bit selfish.
Growlithe - You are patient, reliable, loyal and very detirmined to achieve your goals. Be careful of becoming possessive, self-indulgent or greedy, though. 
Eevee - You’re very adaptive of any environment you happen to find yourself in. You’re also very intellectual and witty. However, a cunning person like you might find themselves being nervous, tense and afraid of imperfection.
Mew - You’re a sympathetic person, so you may find that other people’s joys and sorrows become your own. You’re also cautious, and can be very protective of those close to you. You may have a habit of being overemotional or moody, and you probably find it hard to leg go of things you love.
Wigglytuff - You’re probably the most generous and warmhearted person you know. Your enthusiasm causes people to like being around you. You’re faithful, and very loving. However, you might find yourself becoming bossy and patronizing without noticing.
Dragonair - You are a pretty modest person, right? And shy, as well. You’re a very good listener, and very diligent, too! You’re incredibly intelligent and analytical. On the downside, you might find yourself worrying about many things, including not being perfect. You also may come across as harsh sometimes, intentional or not.
Persian - You have a lot of charm. You’re a very easy going person, and you’re very sociable. You might even be called a flirt! You’re also quite changeable, or easily influenced, so be careful who you hang out with. Try your best to make your own decisions.
Pikachu - When you know what you want, you’re detirmined to get it and can be very forceful about it. You’re very passionate about many things. People are drawn to you because of your exciting, electric personality. You may have a habit of becoming jealous or resentful, though, and you can also be very secretive.
Clefairy - You are definitely an optimist. You enjoy the feeling of being free, and don’t let heavy emotions weigh you down. You’re a very honest and straightforward person. Sometimes, though, your optimism blinds you from the truth, and causes you to be careless and irresponsible.
Haunter - You’re a very practical person, and also very disciplined. People may look up to you for that. You’re also very humorous- on purpose or simply by accident! However, you may tend to be very pessimistic and judgemental. Lighten up! 
Bulbasaur - You are very friendly, honest and loyal. You’re very good at using your imagination, and have many original thoughts. You’re also very good at being indepdent- you probably prefer to be alone in a lot of your free time. You’re not very emotional, though, and you tend to be unpredictable. Don’t be afraid to show your emotions.
Lapras - You’re very sensitive to the world around you. You try your best to be kind to others, and help out as much as you possibly can. You rarely worry about your own needs- you’re happy as long as the ones you care about are. However, you’re very idealistic, and feel let down when things don’t go as planned. You may also be easily led.

My favorite Pokemon, Bulbasaur, turned out to be my horoscope :D

It was right about me :O

WOAH! HELLA RIGHT!

Haunter lmfao

FUCK YES. FUCK FUCKING YES. I’M HAUNTER (JANUARY 17TH) MY FAVORITE POKEMON OMG THIS IS LIKE IDK OMG

lapras ftw bitches ;)

I’m a vulpix… I FUCKING LOVE VULPIX

michael-jeremy:

downawhoresthroat:

fuckyeahrjay:

dear-andrea:

iluvasiangirls:

hoyitzroyy:

jasmine-blu:

POKEMON ASTROLOGY SIGNS.

Vulpix - You are very energetic, courageous and quick witted! You love attention. However, you might find yourself being impulsive and impatient, and possibly be a little bit selfish.

Growlithe - You are patient, reliable, loyal and very detirmined to achieve your goals. Be careful of becoming possessive, self-indulgent or greedy, though. 

Eevee - You’re very adaptive of any environment you happen to find yourself in. You’re also very intellectual and witty. However, a cunning person like you might find themselves being nervous, tense and afraid of imperfection.

Mew - You’re a sympathetic person, so you may find that other people’s joys and sorrows become your own. You’re also cautious, and can be very protective of those close to you. You may have a habit of being overemotional or moody, and you probably find it hard to leg go of things you love.

Wigglytuff - You’re probably the most generous and warmhearted person you know. Your enthusiasm causes people to like being around you. You’re faithful, and very loving. However, you might find yourself becoming bossy and patronizing without noticing.

Dragonair - You are a pretty modest person, right? And shy, as well. You’re a very good listener, and very diligent, too! You’re incredibly intelligent and analytical. On the downside, you might find yourself worrying about many things, including not being perfect. You also may come across as harsh sometimes, intentional or not.

Persian - You have a lot of charm. You’re a very easy going person, and you’re very sociable. You might even be called a flirt! You’re also quite changeable, or easily influenced, so be careful who you hang out with. Try your best to make your own decisions.

Pikachu - When you know what you want, you’re detirmined to get it and can be very forceful about it. You’re very passionate about many things. People are drawn to you because of your exciting, electric personality. You may have a habit of becoming jealous or resentful, though, and you can also be very secretive.

Clefairy - You are definitely an optimist. You enjoy the feeling of being free, and don’t let heavy emotions weigh you down. You’re a very honest and straightforward person. Sometimes, though, your optimism blinds you from the truth, and causes you to be careless and irresponsible.

Haunter - You’re a very practical person, and also very disciplined. People may look up to you for that. You’re also very humorous- on purpose or simply by accident! However, you may tend to be very pessimistic and judgemental. Lighten up! 

Bulbasaur - You are very friendly, honest and loyal. You’re very good at using your imagination, and have many original thoughts. You’re also very good at being indepdent- you probably prefer to be alone in a lot of your free time. You’re not very emotional, though, and you tend to be unpredictable. Don’t be afraid to show your emotions.

Lapras - You’re very sensitive to the world around you. You try your best to be kind to others, and help out as much as you possibly can. You rarely worry about your own needs- you’re happy as long as the ones you care about are. However, you’re very idealistic, and feel let down when things don’t go as planned. You may also be easily led.

My favorite Pokemon, Bulbasaur, turned out to be my horoscope :D

It was right about me :O

WOAH! HELLA RIGHT!

Haunter lmfao

FUCK YES. FUCK FUCKING YES. I’M HAUNTER (JANUARY 17TH) MY FAVORITE POKEMON OMG THIS IS LIKE IDK OMG

lapras ftw bitches ;)

I’m a vulpix… I FUCKING LOVE VULPIX

adventureadventureadventure:

I’m in love with a boy - 

who likes trees and space

plays the dungeon master

likes video games and books by carl sagan

watches HGTV and Game of Thrones

thinks kittens and hedgehogs are cute

does the voices in stories

wears plaid because “that’s what target had”

plays any instrument he picks up 

gets embarrassed easily 

likes my cooking

thinks dragons are awesome

holds my hand while he sleeps

kisses my hair

& Loves Me. 

I’m not bragging, I’m keeping track

you two are so cute it makes me want to vomit rainbows and poop butterflies