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Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor

 

remaelier:

Chriiiiiiiis

I knooooooow

this is just one of two different scenes where the flawless Aaron Tveit pole dances during “Next to Normal”

(Source: mockingsarcasm)

Excuse me while I stay up all night trying to find the perfect Valentine’s Day gift

Ever since I got rid of my Netflix account last year, they send creepy ex-girlfriend-esque emails to me every month or so. Netflix, honey… we are never ever getting back together

Ever since I got rid of my Netflix account last year, they send creepy ex-girlfriend-esque emails to me every month or so.

Netflix, honey…

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we are never ever getting back together

suffpsii:

CAN THE NOTES STOP PLAYING PEEKABOO FOR FIVE FUCKING SECONDS

(Source: dangruchys)

Mom, sister and I just watched the season finale of CSI and it ends with a cliffhanger. Mom asked a bunch of questions about the next episode and when I told her that the next episode didn’t come out till fall, she exclaimed “THIS IS WHY WE CAN’T HAVE NICE THINGS, CHRIS!” and stormed out of the room

I’m eating candy that I stole from my little sister (from easter), but she keeps everything in one bag so i grabbed a handful of what i thought were the same brand of jelly bean, but it turns out some are regular, some are sour, some are chocolate, some are malted milk balls, and some are gum

liz, GET YO SHIT TOGETHER

I cannot find a job and I dont know what to do

someone please help

Mal: Oh wait...I think my train of thought like,...went off the tracks..

and then hit your train

and all the passengers died

Chris: wait

no

Mal: yes

and all the cargo went up in flames

Chris: ohmygod, im so sorry

Mal: and then what was left was looted by desperados

Chris: wait, why did i apologize? your train was the one that hit my train that was full of handicap orphans on the way to meet their new foster parents... you monster

Mal: wait... no it wasnt my fault

Chris: then who?

Mal: ...idk

Chris: i bet it was Alex. he was doing some sciency non-art thing on the tracks and derailed your train and it collided with mine

Mal: he would

(Source: astropolice)

I’m allergic to the entire city of grand rapids, Michigan

I’m not kidding

thedailywhat:

Today On TDW: Geek —

    • No Lie: Portal is now free through Stream until September 20th.

    like, this is legit, guys

    tueol: Sério, amei essa vela. *-* AWESOME

    tueol:

    Sério, amei essa vela. *-*

    AWESOME